Tough as nails
Your precious pillows and cushions need protecting so we sourced an industrial version of the fabric used in drymacs and raincoats for a non-stretch, non-tear, non-everything and added an unnecessary amount of stitching.
Waterproof everything
Even the printing is waterproof and won’t wash off, so you better believe it will safely handle cooldrink, icecream, pool water and wine/beer (Come on… we know you’re not buying a Battle Bag “just” for kids parties – you want a go too.)
No accidents
Putting handles on our bag so they don’t fly out your hand seems so obvious. Now the risk of your TV across the room breaking from a flying pillow as your beserker 6 year old attacks with the viguor of his warrior ancestors is “reduced”. (thanks lawyers)
Rent us for your kid's birthday party (or bachelors...)
A dozen Battle Bags, together with an inflatable boxing ring will instantly deliver the greatest birthday party those kids will have ever seen. The only way one of your kid’s friends could possibly top his party would be to hire 2 battling rings from us.
And for all those best men out there looking for a fun, childish party theme that doesn’t require driving home drunk at 2 am, it’s time to pull out the Battle Bags and show that bachelor just how much that bunch of drunken idiots love him. (Oh dear. It’s the lawyer again… Ahem. Sorry, we do not condone drinking alcohol while thumping each other with pillows.)